Monday, March 21, 2011

Cruella has a brother…or a sister.  The androgynous sibling is named Doris.  When I lived in Atlanta I had a neighbor, who was male, whose name was Doris.  Serious.  Omaha Doris looks to be about 6’ 3”, 300 pounds, has a moustache and breasts.  S/he teaches a weight lifting class called Body Pump.  Omaha Doris scares the crap out of me.  I was a very good student today.