Friday, December 2, 2011

Friday, December 02, 2011


My folks are gone for the weekend.  I am not having a kegger.  I am not having a sleep over.  I am not sneaking boys over.  I feel damn old.

My mom came to me bawling the other day.  I mean, not making sense- rattled-confused and PISSED bawling over the computer, Internet, online banking and telephone customer no-service.  She felt small, insignificant, dumb and old.

PEOPLE:

My folks WANT to be internet/computer savvy – make it easy for them!
My folks are NOT STUPID – they can follow directions so please give them the CORRECT directions.
My folks are NAÏVE – please refrain from using jargon, acronyms and computer speak.
My folks are ADULTS– condescension is not appreciated.
My folks cannot HEAR – yelling may be required and do it with a nice tone.

Further, Children like me will be MY FOLKS one day.  WE will not stand for this shit.

2 comments:

  1. as I ponder the day I am turning 50.. I remember what I did once to my mom when she turn 40, at Sunny slope this silly 6 yr yell to the whole pool that my mommy is 40 today,, now I turn 50 and the grandson son wonders when I go out into the pasture,, he overheard that expression somewhere,,
    oh yeah on the computer savvy,, my dad called me daily to help him out,, oh how I miss them days

    steph

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  2. Lori such a good point about parents not wanting to or able to keep up with all the jargon. I think that you know my age and I love my computer, it changes my entire world.
    have a safe trip. love your comments.
    Fred

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